How many questions could you have possibly been asked already?
Well, none. Perhaps "Question Deterrent" would make a better title for this page.
Who are you?
You might know me personally, in real life, if you're looking at this site. It's equally possible that you only know me from the internet. If you don't know me at all, and came across this through a search engine, please drop me a line and let me know that I'm reaching strangers! That said...I'm about 33, I live in northern Utah in a college town. I work overnights driving a cab. Besides the creative outlets showcased on this site, my hobbies are all of a nerdish sort. I love to read, I love old(ish) video games, and I listen to music pretty much constantly (though I'm hopeless at making it). I have a wife and three beautiful cat children.
What the heck is that header image? Did you draw it?
No, I didn't, but I did take that photo--it's actually a closeup of a solid sheet of multicolored stained glass that's in a nearby church window. The black lines are painted directly on the glass.
What do I do if you haven't already answered my question?