Rating: PG Chapters: 3 Word Count: 16,296 Progress: complete Characters: Legolas, Gimli, Thranduil, major original characters Summary: Lalaith is an elven girl working in the kitchens of Mirkwood Palace. She meets Legolas upon his return from a journey with Gimli, but does not realize he is the Prince. Sparks fly, but when her best friend suspects deception, will everything fall apart? There is a character named Lalaith in The Silmarillion, but this is not intended to be the same character.
Rating: G Chapters: one-shot Word Count: 948 Progress: complete Characters: assorted cast/characters Summary: This is a parody of Baz Luhrmann's song, "Everybody's Free (to Wear Sunscreen" (lyrics here, video here). Some paragraphs are addressed to specific characters/actors, otherwise it's just general advice. Some of the humor will make more sense if you've watched the documentaries/commentaries on the Extended Edition DVDs (ie, are a superhardcore fan).